A Startup A Day

You Might Be A Geek

March 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

Regardless of what your mom may tell you, you might be a geek if…

- You own over 50 t-shirts. Most of them are black. You only paid for three of them.

- You’ve ever flamed a podcast for not having OGG support.

- You’re not gay, but if you were, you’d have a major crush on Kevin Rose.

- Your initial description of any new beer uses a variation of the word “hop”.

- You’ve spent an entire day getting Open GL running on SuSe just for the “Window Wobble” effect.

- You went to the midnight showing of any Star Wars movie, but only to make fun of the dressed-up nerds.

- You now have the Mario Bros. theme stuck in your head.

- You’ve stopped fixing computers unless A) you’re getting paid or B) the girl is smoking hot.

- You refuse to use a technology product because of a deep-seeded belief that it is evil.

- You buy a special brand of contacts because the standard ones aren’t thick enough.

- You think anything, and I mean anything, that is even slightly related to ninjas is automatically cool.

- You can concisely explain why LAN parties suck and XBox Live is awesome.

- You’re embarassed to admit that your high school yearbook picture bears a stricking resemblance to Blake Ross.

Happy Friday, hope you enjoy your weekend!

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